Tag: jokes
group name: lolstuff
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April 30, 2008 05:42 PM EDT --
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE
OLD AND DON'T MOVE AS FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, . . . more
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April 09, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
THIS KIND OF STUFF
HAS GOT TO STOP IN
OUR COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed . . . more
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June 19, 2008 04:06 PM EDT --
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
. . . more
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June 11, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
Her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like
To . . . more
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August 12, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Got this in an email.....
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John went to visit his 90 year old . . . more
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April 30, 2008 06:15 PM EDT --
Midnight Stormy Cloudy and Shadow's mommy was rescued just 2 days before giving birth to these adorable little babies. Sheba is still with us and has been a most wonderful and gentle momma! . . . more
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June 13, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
I admit I like riddles. I don't care how bad they are; I like them. Kids do, too. I posted these on my Fabulous Freebies and Fun Links for Kids website. Share them with your . . . more
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August 06, 2008 03:00 PM EDT --
One day a woman and her husband were walking on the beach when a Genie appeared.
"I'll give you three wishes," he said to the woman, "but I must tell you that for everything you . . . more
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March 29, 2008 08:48 PM EDT --
My wife will buy anything marked down.... Yesterday she came home with an escalator!
Henny Youngman's RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice . . . more
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May 28, 2008 07:29 PM EDT --
If I Didn't Have Dogs...
I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and
laminated.
All flat surfaces, . . . more
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April 09, 2008 10:51 AM EDT --
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made."
Two days . . . more
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June 16, 2008 11:12 AM EDT --
The Coat Hanger
A woman was at work when she received a phone call
that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She
left her work
and . . . more
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May 07, 2008 12:21 AM EDT --
All my kittens have found homes including momma. The last one - the silver one goes tomorrow!
I will miss them all but am so very glad to have the smell disipating from my household...
Shed a . . . more
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May 27, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre .
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured . . . more
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August 11, 2008 10:53 PM EDT --
A n elderly woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and . . . more
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August 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT --
The irate customer, calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know
where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma'am," said the employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper . . . more
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April 12, 2008 12:07 PM EDT --
Ice Fishing with a Blonde
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter
hobby.
She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice
fishing. . . . more
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August 20, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
These were sent to me on MySpace:
fter retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my . . . more
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May 28, 2008 06:53 PM EDT --
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to
reach . . . more
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May 11, 2008 10:03 AM EDT --
Happy Mother's Day!
Tell a special memory about your Mom!
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