Tag: humor
group name: lolstuff
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May 30, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
My son and I play this in the car on trips.
Naming Famous people.
He starts with giving me a name.
For Example
S EAN C ONNERY
Then I have to come up with the next famous person . . . more
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July 05, 2008 03:32 PM EDT --
These are adorable. There's even one with a Tardis in it for Dr. Who fans.
http://blog.esaba.com/projects/catphotos/catphotos.php
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August 04, 2008 05:49 PM EDT --
I was single about 150 million years ago, (or so it seems).
In those days, I occasionally had the good fortune of bringing a very nice young lady to my home.
Never on the first date mind you... . . . more
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April 01, 2008 12:34 AM EDT --
I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated.
"Excuse me," I said to a casino employee. "How does . . . more
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March 28, 2008 12:11 AM EDT --
A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time.
At the roulette wheel, she says, "I have no idea what number to play."
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her . . . more
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April 30, 2008 05:42 PM EDT --
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE
OLD AND DON'T MOVE AS FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, . . . more
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July 11, 2008 12:40 AM EDT --
Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others . . . more
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August 22, 2008 11:11 PM EDT --
Our phone rang this morning at 5:18 am. We jumped awake, both thinking of our elderly parents, and of our daughter, who works as a night park ranger. The call was from an industrious worker's fax . . . more
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July 28, 2008 03:29 PM EDT --
Our economy is certainly no joke, but here is a lighthearted take on the situation, compiled by Dylan Jovine and the team at The Tycoon Report :
10. The expected wait time on the Automated Telephone . . . more
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August 27, 2008 05:21 AM EDT --
Although these seem to apply mostly to men, a few of these have already crept into my life..... and I'm just slightly north of 50. Read 'em and don't weep.....have . . . more
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April 09, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
THIS KIND OF STUFF
HAS GOT TO STOP IN
OUR COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed . . . more
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May 28, 2008 11:00 PM EDT --
I have spent over 20 min looking for the rewards section.... where in the world did it get put with the new redesign? arggghh HELPPP
Thank you!
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May 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT --
These are actual stories that they've lived to tell.
I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring . . . more
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April 28, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
Just for fun, I've been rewriting Shakespeare's "Shall I Compare Thee to A Summer's Day."
Here's his version:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more . . . more
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April 03, 2008 05:15 PM EDT --
NOTE:The opinions in this piece are not all those of the poster:
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository . . . more
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April 13, 2008 02:28 PM EDT --
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, . . . more
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April 16, 2008 05:16 AM EDT --
This is an essay I wrote a few years ago when my parents were moving to a new home. My beloved, long-suffering husband had a week of vacation and we had a few home improvement projects and car . . . more
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May 09, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
This is my third Chocolate-themed submission. You can probably guess my priorities. This is good information for dieters who love chocolate.
I especially like number 7.
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May 22, 2008 04:38 PM EDT --
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the house look more cheery." . . . more
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May 23, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
After watching a beautiful blonde walk by, a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?"
God responded, "So you would love them."
"But God," . . . more
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