Tag: funny
group name: lolstuff
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May 30, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
My son and I play this in the car on trips.
Naming Famous people.
He starts with giving me a name.
For Example
S EAN C ONNERY
Then I have to come up with the next famous person . . . more
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August 04, 2008 05:49 PM EDT --
I was single about 150 million years ago, (or so it seems).
In those days, I occasionally had the good fortune of bringing a very nice young lady to my home.
Never on the first date mind you... . . . more
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April 30, 2008 05:42 PM EDT --
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE
OLD AND DON'T MOVE AS FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, . . . more
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July 11, 2008 12:40 AM EDT --
Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others . . . more
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August 22, 2008 11:11 PM EDT --
Our phone rang this morning at 5:18 am. We jumped awake, both thinking of our elderly parents, and of our daughter, who works as a night park ranger. The call was from an industrious worker's fax . . . more
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April 09, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
THIS KIND OF STUFF
HAS GOT TO STOP IN
OUR COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed . . . more
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May 09, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
This is my third Chocolate-themed submission. You can probably guess my priorities. This is good information for dieters who love chocolate.
I especially like number 7.
. . . more
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July 02, 2008 04:22 PM EDT --
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby . . . more
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July 10, 2008 02:53 AM EDT --
Actual Classified Ads from various newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. . . . more
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August 20, 2008 04:34 AM EDT --
You're probably all familiar with the stories in a popular email titled "They walk among us". It has been posted by several Gather members and it is hilarious....and scary. . . . more
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May 08, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
Romance: The art of slowly and seductively unwrapping your chocolate bar.
Diet: Cutting down from 12 to 11 chocolate gateaux per day.
Recipe: A formula to ensure that chocolate is included . . . more
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May 07, 2008 02:37 PM EDT --
While walking in the woods, Douglas saw a young fairy who had fallen into the river and bravely dived in to rescue her.
In gratitude, the fairy granted Douglas three wishes. He wished for a huge . . . more
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May 03, 2008 03:04 PM EDT --
Blonde in TIMMIES
A blonde goes into a TIM HORTONS and notices there's
a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
I've . . . more
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May 05, 2008 01:28 PM EDT --
Since I am a new Grandparent.... I thought this was a bit funny.
Hope you enjoy the funny today!
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (This was actually . . . more
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July 08, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
We had beautiful weather for our July 4th weekend. We were able to spend most of our time outdoors, enjoying the sun and gentle breeze.
Most of our neighbors had weekend guests. My next-door neighbor . . . more
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June 19, 2008 04:06 PM EDT --
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
. . . more
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June 11, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
Her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like
To . . . more
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May 06, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
You May Be a Chocoholic If ... Your favorite wine is Cocoa Cuvee Brut.
You ever bathe in hot chocolate.
You fall asleep by counting chocolate sheep jumping a chocolate fence.
You have . . . more
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March 27, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
Yet another stupid criminal...lol!
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CHICAGO - An alleged thief wasn't fazed when workers at a Chicago muffler shop told him a safe he wanted to rob wasn't . . . more
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June 12, 2008 03:50 PM EDT --
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the . . . more
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